-Cannibalism is the answer, man. I mean, what would you rather have in a city, graveyards or bathrooms? Bathrooms are stinky, sure, but they're completely inevitable.
-Well, yes, admittedly, that last part of your postulate is absolutely true, and the logical link between cannibalism and fecal matter vs. everyday death and graveyards is pretty accurate.
-See? It just makes sense!
-Well, I see two problems with your idea: the comparison you should be making in terms of urban infrastructure resides between graveyards and septic tanks/drainage systems.
-Yeah, but that changes nothing.
-I say it changes everything! Where would you rather go, independently of the time of night or day, a septic tank or a graveyard? Plus, you're completely forsaking cremation as a disposal method for human corpses.
-Hey wait, I'll admit it -touché- on the septic tank vs. cemetery issue, but crematoriums are massively creepy. Even to the point of being less preferable than being surrounded by shit!
-Well, that brings me to my second point. Infectious disease.
-What about it? That's what septic tanks and drainage systems avoid! Again, like the bathrooms, they HAVE to be there, whether you like it or not, unlike cemeteries and crematoriums.
-Wrong. Unless you're prepared to eat ol' uncle Jimbo after he dies of prolonged exposure to the clap.
-Huh?
-Yeah. Think about it. Cannibalism is all fine and well for healthy, recently murdered by violently applied kinetic energy stiffs, but not quite the disposal method of choice when dealing with poisoning deaths, infectious diseases or even old age. Would you give oral sex to a 79 year old woman?
-What?
-Would you?
-Would I what?
-Would you eat out some random granny?
-No... but wait. I see where you're going with this, and it's just not...
-The same? It's exactly the same, it's even worse! If you can't even go near the living parts you would've fought for 50 years earlier, why would it be appealing to eat them?
-Would you give a bull a blowjob?
-A what? Fuck you.
-I've seen you eat bull testicles. Would you let a bull teabag you?
-Listen: fuck you. I see your point, I fucked that up. However, my point still stands, you wouldn't eat an old cow, you wouldn't eat an old lady, and face it: most people die of shit you want to keep far away from your digestive system -say, buried underground, or burned up to ashes.
-Fine. I think you taste like shit anyway.
-Just shut up and carve, smartass.
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